lifes a bitch if its easy youre not doing it right

Had another dream about her last night

Welp im done for tonight gotta sleep for about 5 hours then go to school

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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Vincent kicks the door open runs in and the door flings closed pulls out his sword and cuts off one of the witches arms “relax if i let you live im sure you know a way to re attach it.”

He holds his blade up to her throat takes off his mask and puts it on top of his head “not a word or i will cut your head off. Jordan do you need her if not should i just kill her or let her live?” he looks  at the witch “Its an enchanted sword supposedly forged with angel demon dragon and leviathan blood. at least that’s what the book says. Personally i just fell its bless by every form of religion and priest of the highest order.” 

He breaths in he looks down and grabs his clip and puts it in his gun pulls it outpoints it at the door. “just let me know you know i find when death is what you have coming it can be a powerful motivator in most cases i may be wrong here. i don’t know what do you think.” he tilts his head

Jordan watched Vincent cut the witch’s arm and she sighed.

” I can’t say I agree with your methods since we are trying to blend in?” she stood up and looked for another book.

” and there are things much worse than death. things that make death seems like a blessing” she shrugged and started searching for ingredients.

” for me it is easier to turn them to something else. for example I turned this annoying witch to a spider and took some of her life force.but you are free to do as you please. ” she took out a green phial from her pocket.

”but if you want another way you can use. it turns who ever touches it to an insect. it is very handy in catching things you don’t want to kill. ” she glanced at the spider in the jar.

“okay we will turn her into a bug or something then.” looks at the arm “Sorry I was just proving a point.” He takes his gun and pistol whips her in the side of the head knocking her out.

“And i guess you are right their are worse things than death.” he looks down as he steps over the unconscious witch puts the gun back and seiths the sword. “okay how can I help.” he rubs his hands together

he walks up to the wall and holds a box of spells “M M M M memory reconstruction potion that may help me along.” looks around “why have this when there is nothing here for it.” he sighs and puts it in his pocket Palms himself in the head “Vincent what are you doing sorry i got wrapped up in my own issues you my friend are the priority here my life isn’t in danger from amnesia.” he walks over and gives a sincere smile “Just tell me what you need and ill get it.” 

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“Sorry I thought that the cloak was for you.” he fixes the mask “but keep in mind demon’s know who…

Vincent kicks the door open runs in and the door flings closed pulls out his sword and cuts off one of the witches arms “relax if i let you live im sure you know a way to re attach it.”

He holds his blade up to her throat takes off his mask and puts it on top of his head “not a word or i will cut your head off. Jordan do you need her if not should i just kill her or let her live?” he looks  at the witch “Its an enchanted sword supposedly forged with angel demon dragon and leviathan blood. at least that’s what the book says. Personally i just fell its bless by every form of religion and priest of the highest order.” 

He breaths in he looks down and grabs his clip and puts it in his gun pulls it outpoints it at the door. “just let me know you know i find when death is what you have coming it can be a powerful motivator in most cases i may be wrong here. i don’t know what do you think.” he tilts his head

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Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote


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i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

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IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

(chuckle) Loving this to bits.

she would have to be to many places at once now adays she must have quit

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